I was asked by the people at Man Crates to envision a Man Cave for my man and write up a blog about it. It’s the first time someone has asked me to do this so I was pretty enthusiastic about it. Maybe by the time the 100th company has asked me to endorse their brand of air freshener, I’ll be tired of it all but their website was fun and their gift ideas were pretty cool and unusual – ManCrates – plus I am ALWAYS looking for unique products and gifts so I embraced the idea wholeheartedly!
You might wonder why the wife is designing the Cave for the husband—particularly since my husband is an Architect and very well versed in designing various and sundry rooms.
Well, I’ve lived with the guy for many a year and feel I have a bit of a clue as to what he might like.
So, I thought I’d give it a shot. Here goes…oh, and the budget is the size of Hearst Castle, so let’s not scrimp on the cost, shall we…
First things first—a couch. It just so happens that we are in the middle of a search for a couch right this very moment. And having a darn good time of it, too. And by ‘darn good time’ I mean exactly the opposite. What he wants and what I want are practically at polar opposites.
This is what he wants, so he’s getting it now in his Man Cave! Times two.
Secondly, a Man Cave needs a place to store the snack’ums and beverages. Here is a beautiful antique pub back-bar where he can hoist a few with his buddies and sing bawdy pub songs ( well that’s what I’d be doing if I ever get my girlfriends down there!)
I’d also want a karaoke machine but somehow I think my husband would be vehemently opposed to such a thing…
Next comes lighting…gotta be able to read those car, boat and motorcycle magazines, right? Rick’s into Art Deco so here’s a perfect antique ceiling fixture.
Can’t forget the big-screen TV above the fireplace!
The guys won’t be watching movies all the time—they’ll get tired of sitting on their duffs at some point, so here are some other ‘musts’ for the Man Cave. Pool table, Foosball and pinball!
On the walls will be pictures of places and things hubby loves. Venice, sailing, Indian motorcycles, Art Deco design
More important stuff for the walls—I hope there’s enough wall space for all this! Well, we can always make the room bigger!
And since a Man Cave might need to be defended from bad guys, we’ll add a rifle cabinet—a hidden one like this BUT no tacky knick-knacks! OUR rifle cabinet will be hidden into the back of that gorgeous pub bar. And it will hold important tools for defense such as an A-Salt-Rifle (kills insects with a burst of salt), an electrified tennis racket (for flying insects that got away from the A-Salt-Rifle), a pair of rubber band guns, a drone (for checking the outside perimeter from the safety of the Man Cave) and a pair of AirSoft pistols (for chasing squirrels and suchlike away from our fruit trees).
And we mustn’t forget Man Crate’s superb Zombie Annihilation Crate—it has all the tools any manly man might possibly need in order to survive the Zombie Apocalypse. It includes a machete, combo axe/knife and a folding shovel, Zombie Survival Guide and LED flashlight, fire starter, the best invention of the world—Duct Tape, a first aid kit and Spam. What more could any survivor need? Well, this survivor would want toilet paper. Just sayin’…
This superb gift arrives in a crate (Man Crate, get it?) that must be opened using a crowbar! There are no ribbons to cut and no paper to carefully save for your dresser drawers. A man, a crate and a crowbar. Now that’s a gift for a MAN!
So that’s it, my manly man’s Man Cave.
What would your Man Cave look like ;-)