Stocking your Man Cave for the Zombie Apocalypse

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I was asked by the people at Man Crates to envision a Man Cave for my man and write up a blog about it.   It’s the first time someone has asked me to do this so I was pretty enthusiastic about it.  Maybe by the time the 100th company has asked me to endorse their  brand of air freshener, I’ll be tired of it all but their website was fun and their gift ideas were pretty cool and unusual ( http://www.mancrates.com ) , and I am ALWAYS looking for unique products and gifts so I embraced the idea wholeheartedly!

You might wonder why the wife is designing the Cave for the husband—particularly since my husband is an Architect and very well versed in designing various and sundry rooms.

Well, I’ve lived with the guy for many a year and feel I have a bit of a clue as to what he might like.

So, I thought I’d give it a shot.  Here goes…oh, and the budget is the size of Hearst Castle, so let’s not scrimp on the cost, shall we…

First things first—a couch.  It just so happens that we are in the middle of a search for a couch right this very moment.  And having a darn good time of it, too.  And by ‘darn good time’ I mean exactly the opposite.  What he wants and what I want are practically at polar opposites.

This is what he wants, so he’s getting it now in his Man Cave!  Times two.

Theater seats

Theater seats

Secondly, a Man Cave needs a place to store the snack’ums and beverages.  Here is a beautiful antique pub back-bar where he can hoist a few with his buddies and sing bawdy pub songs ( well that’s what I’d be doing if I ever get my girlfriends down there!)

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I’d also want a karaoke machine but somehow I think my husband would be vehemently opposed to such a thing…

Next comes lighting…gotta be able to read those car, boat and motorcycle magazines, right?  Rick’s into Art Deco so here’s a perfect antique ceiling fixture.

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Can’t forget the big-screen TV above the fireplace!

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The guys won’t be watching movies all the time—they’ll get tired of sitting on their duffs at some point, so here are some other ‘musts’ for the Man Cave.  Pool table, Foosball and pinball!

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Walking-Dead-Pinball-200 foosball

On the walls will be pictures of places and things hubby loves.  Venice, sailing, Indian motorcycles, Art Deco design

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The Pan-Pacific Theater was a marvelous example of Art Deco style

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Ah, Venice

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Indian Motorcycles have such a graceful style to them.

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Rick loves to sail

More important stuff for the walls—I hope there’s enough wall space for all this!  Well, we can always make the room bigger!

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And since a Man Cave might need to be defended from bad guys, we’ll add a rifle cabinet—a hidden one like this BUT no tacky knick-knacks!  OUR rifle cabinet will be hidden into the back of that gorgeous pub bar.  And it will hold important tools for defense such as an A-Salt-Rifle (kills insects with a burst of salt), an electrified tennis racket (for flying insects that got away from the A-Salt-Rifle), a pair of rubber band guns, a drone (for checking the outside perimeter from the safety of the Man Cave) and a pair of AirSoft pistols (for chasing squirrels and suchlike away from our fruit trees).

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airsoft pistols

And we mustn’t forget Man Crate’s superb Zombie Annihilation Crate—it has all the tools any manly man might possibly need in order to survive the Zombie Apocalypse.  It includes a machete, combo axe/knife and a folding shovel, Zombie Survival Guide and LED flashlight, fire starter, the best invention of the world—Duct Tape, a first aid kit and Spam.  What more could any survivor need?  Well, this survivor would want toilet paper.  Just sayin’…

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This superb gift arrives in a crate (Man Crate, get it?) that must be opened using a crowbar!  There are no ribbons to cut and no paper to carefully save for your dresser drawers.  A man, a crate and a crowbar.  Now that’s a gift for a MAN!

So that’s it, my manly man’s Man Cave.

What would your Man Cave look like ;-)

I have a fountain

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Our house came with an atrium. In the middle of this atrium is a sad fountain and a bunch of rocks and pebbles.

See what I mean?

See what I mean?

I’ve wanted a fountain for a long time. I guess I over-emphasized my desire for one because one of my kids started pointing out every fountain he saw with “THEY have a fountain!”. Hmmph. This is the same kid that gave me a desktop fountain for Christmas one year – which helped get me through my fountain-crush.

Most people with our floorplan have removed the atrium, turning it into the new kitchen space.
We, however, had once designed a house with an atrium in it, so naturally we embraced the idea wholeheartedly!

We weren’t sure what we wanted in a fountain. I’ve seen some mighty cool fountains where the water burbles up out of the vessel and gently spills over the brim.

Do you think its too big for the space?

Do you think its too big for the space?

Or perhaps we want the fountain to cascade from one vessel to another?

Umm, no.

Umm, no.

This kinda goes with the Tiku Hut theme, yes?

This kinda goes with the Tiku Hut theme, I think.

Well, after pricing fountains (eek), we decided to go with a simple waterfall – no separate water feature after all. The water goes from the pond to the pump, which sends the water to the other side of the atrium and up over the rock shelf into the pond.

Hauling out the fountain.

Hauling out the fountain.

The rocks can be reused so they are wheelbarrowed to the side of the house.

The rocks can be reused so they are wheelbarrowed to the side of the house.

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Here's the pond before we added the plants.

You can see the water damage on the siding along the right side of the atrium

Rick installed metal flashing around the atrium below the window sill to minimize water damage. He also replaced the old window sills.

atrium before plants

Here is the atrium before the plants and then as of a few days ago.

That one canna lily off to the left is probably 7 feet tall!

That one canna lily off to the left is probably 7 feet tall! It is THE happiest plant in the atrium.

The rock in the middle of the pond is for the turtle. More on the turtle adventures in another post.

We planted 1 lily in the pond but it promptly died. Stupid lily. I also wanted horsetail but it also lacked courage.

I saw a lovely pond with these very tall lotus in it...I wanted to replicate that - to no avail.

I saw a lovely pond with these very tall lotus in it…I wanted to replicate that – to no avail.

After awhile the lily grew some new leaves underwater, then the leaves disappeared. I am going to hazard a guess that the turtle likes the lily the best? I have left the pot there just in case I get more leaves some day…just in case ;-)

Our gorgeous deck!

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I must say that Coastal Lumber did a marvelous job!

Here is what the space looked like before…

ugly, isn't it...

ugly, isn’t it…

and after…

...and the guys who did the work...

…and the guys who did the work…

Here are some ‘during’ shots…

Its scary when a big 'ol truck has to maneuver around our little parking lot!

Its scary when a big ‘ol truck has to maneuver around our little parking lot!

Support posts for the deck.

Support posts for the deck.

Placing the boards on the deck frame.

Placing the boards on the deck frame.

Once it was done, I rolled on a water-resistant stain.  Painting is not my forte.  Not sure what is, exactly, but it definitely is NOT painting.  However, it needed to be done, so I did it.  It doesn’t look half bad.

Now we have added an inexpensive table and chairs and a gazebo for shade.  We spend many lunchtimes out there, sometimes have client meetings and even our clients will use it after meetings to continue their conversations.

Before photo

Before photo

Come and set a spell...

Come and set a spell…

That’s the definition of a well-designed space!  ;-)

Getting quotes for a deck

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Its strange that we have so much trouble getting quotes for a deck and fence. You would think that, being in the residential design industry that contractors would, if not falling all over them selves to get on our good side, at the very least try NOT to get on our bad side!

Oh, I wish that were true.

Location of future deck

Location of future deck


This shows where the deck will go. The BBQ will be on the deck and the trash cans will have their own little enclosure! The deck will be resting on the asphalt, which slopes, so one end of the deck has to be built up a bit with a step.

We were getting three quotes. 1 from the people who put in the fence on one side of our property Coastal Lumber, 1 from a company who did a gorgeous job with a fence and some gates for the property next to us (we’ll call them “Reuben”) and another from a company that called us out of the blue, Just Wood.

Just Wood came out on time, 2 guys. I was told when I made the appointment that “Alex” knew everything there was to know about fences and decks. I don’t remember which one was Alex but 1 of them was on his cellphone 1/2 the time, not paying any attention to our project. The other guy wanted to spend more time talking about his friends home remodel project than talk about our deck. They tossed off a quote for $12,000 (for a ground-level deck that’s 12×15) then said that there was a springtime sale of 20% off so the total would be $10,000.

$10,000! My mom’s deck cost $4800 and hers was more than 2x as big with stairs and railing and footings AND it’s made out of a more expensive product than what we were asking for. She used a Trex-like material and we’re using redwood.

They also said they’d follow up with a written quote – they finally called just now, 3 WEEKS later, to ask if we still wanted a quote! D’oh. I told them they were over a week too late, we’d hired someone else.

Coastal Lumber came out on time, was professional and followed up with a written quote – which, incidentally, was half, HALF!, of what Just Wood quoted.

Fence that needs replacing.

Fence that needs replacing.

Reuben, ah, Reubon. Reuben’s employee, Jeffrey called me 45 minutes late, at 5:45pm and said he wasn’t going to be able to make it that day. He asked if he could reshedule to the next day, same time. Sure, I said.

Of course, he’s a no-show…and no-call.

I wait another day, thinking I got the day wrong…nope.

I call the company and they’re closed for the day, so I go on their website and, being the gracious, gentle soul that I am, ask them to please confirm when Jeffrey was coming out since I obviously got the time wrong.

A Reuben rep calls the next morning and says they don’t have us on their schedule – and , guess what, Jeffrey doesn’t make his appointments anyway. Oookaaay. No apology, nothing. Nothing about how Jeffrey just decided he wasn’t going to make it and didn’t bother to follow up with his people to make sure we got taken care of. No, nothing like that.

Now the rep is saying that there isn’t anything available until – not next week – the week after that. Fine, whatever, I make the appt for Tueday at 10am.

This bench is in the way.

This bench is in the way.


(We’ll relocate the bench but the plant might get crushed by the deck construction – hopefully it will grow back because it is a lush, colorful plant.)

In the meantime, we received a nice quote from Coastal Lumber and decided to go with them rather than wait another couple weeks for Reuben to get around to seeing us. They did a fine job on our fence – although the marketing guy modified our fence contract because he didn’t understand why we wanted the fence we wanted – he thought we should only want a 5′ high fence…why would he think he knew what we wanted? Fortunately, we caught the error as the first panel was being built. Lesson? DON”T BE GONE DURING CONSTRUCTION OR YOU MIGHT NOT WHAT YOU WANT!!!.

Isn't this a nice fence?

Isn’t this a nice fence?

I call Reuben to cancel the appt and…sure enough, they don’t have us for Tuesday at 10am, they have us for Tuesday at 6pm! They are a mess! I certainly don’t want to hire a company who can’t seem to get 1 appt scheduled properly.

Coastal Lumber starts Wednesday…I’ll keep you updated on what happens then ;-)

Sherman-Williams’ new Chip-It! tool

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Choosing colors for your home can be exhausting.  And trying to match the colors of your favorite painting or quilt or flower (or the other way ‘around, matching a pillow to the color of your walls) usually means a run to all the different paint stores trying to find a match. Or, worse, carrying that pillow around with you – been there, done that.

Sherman-Williams just made that job easier!  They have a little bookmarklet you add to your toolbar and when you see a color you like online, you can click on the Chip It! tool, drag it to the picture and it will provide you with chips for the colors in that window!

Very cool – plus you can go to the Chip It! website and upload photos and the tool with provide color chips.

Its not perfect.  I uploaded some random photos I already had to see what it would do.

The tool chose the colors it wanted but not all the colors represented.  Chip It! gives you 5 chips regardless of the number of colors in the picture.  So your new-favorite color might not be one of those it chooses.

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In the above photo, the tool completely missed the turquoise.

In the photo below, the tool decided no one in their right mind would paint a room all those different colors of brown, so it gave me a couple, plus a gray and then added the blue from the top left corner of the picture.

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By the way, the above photo is a floor in the new Exploratorium in San Francisco.  The wood is from all over the world, very striking.  So many beautiful woodgrains and colors!

This photo below was the most disappointing.  It ignored the predominate green on the box!

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Oh, well, I still think this tool is worth checking out.  It did a pretty good job on this photo.

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But it didn’t give me the darker pink, only the lighter one.  And it added black, of which there was very little in this photo.  I thought that was a little strange.

I even uploaded this photo twice to see if some algorithm in the program might change and give me a different pallet of colors…no.

One you have an account on the Chip It! site, you’ll have access to all your colors from your tablet or smartphone.  You won’t have to carry all those chips around with you anymore.

Of course the color-matching is only as good as the color monitor you’re using, but you knew that, right?  ;-)

Almost random thoughts on design

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The design process is one of give and take.  You want white, she wants cream, they want expansive, you want cozy, we want a great room and you want a formal dining room.

And during the design process, you will make many decisions – some tiny, some large – which lead to a finished product.  But someone looking at the finished design, whether it be a house or a fork, doesn’t have the perspective of all those decisions previously made.  The critique could be insightful but most of the time?  Its not helpful.

That said, here are some pictures and my humble thoughts on the design, heehee.

Take the picture at the top.  During the kitchen remodel, those posts either had to stay or a beam put up in their place – they are structural supports.  So, what can you do?  Why, make them interesting!  This is a good example of making the best of things.  Switching out to a support beam would have been much more destructive of the existing space and could have cost a pretty penny.

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Now, look at this picture.  Not a very exciting kitchen, but its OK.  Now find the red pan on the counter and scan upwards to the ceiling.  See the open beams?  What is that curly pipe?  WHAT?!?  That’s the sewer pipe under the toilet?  Ewww!   I’da camouflaged that, you can be sure!

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Here is a bathroom that has been squeezed into the attic space.  They removed the crawl space to get some head height.  Discussions about the sense of removing insulating value aside, this is a pretty imaginative solution to making tiny spaces work.  Look to the right and there are the shower heads.  No separate shower stall, there wasn’t room.  Nifty idea, I think!  If you’re worried about getting the toilet paper wet, there are holders available from boat supply places where the rolls are completely protected from water, yet easily accessible.

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In this tiny bathroom, a coat rack serves as towel and robe rack.  Great idea, but I’d be tripping over the wide angled legs all the time.  Better to have a rack with a flat round base.

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Are you starting to see a lot of undercounter curtains like this?  Reminiscent of Granny’s kitchen.  I don’t have an opinion about it, do you?  I DO have an opinion about the open racks above the sink.  It just looks messy.  And busy.  And dusty. 

 

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What with all the ‘no fire’ days this winter, we haven’t been able to use our fireplaces very much, have we.  This is a striking use of the space, don’t you think?  Simple, sleek and the shell reminds us of warm summer days to come.

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This is a lovely idea, too, although sticking the box out into the room is awkward.  I’m guessing they covered over the firebox opening to keep out drafts (or its a fake mantle).  Fill a box or basket with tiny white lights and pinecones or kindling and you’ve got a warm, lovely, warming ‘fire’.  OK, not so warm but definitely warming…

 

Oh, yeah, I must admit that most of the pics are from Houzz.  If you’re looking forward to a remodeling project or you’re just a lookiloo, its a fascinating trip into other people’s homes.  Inspiration abounds. Be warned, you can lose a lot of time wandering around this alternate reality -better set a timer so you come up for air ;-)

 

Trash cans are ugly!

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…not to mention expensive!  You can drop $80 on a silver can that is chrome and sleek but doesn’t blend with your décor.  Not to mention separating trash from recycling.

I’d rather have the trash under the sink but getting to it is awkward when someone is at the sink – excuse me / scootscoot-out-of-the-way-trying-not-to-get-soapy-water-on-the-floor!

Well, THIS is my under-the-sink.

Garbage disposal and water filter leave little room for anything else!

Garbage disposal and water filter leave little room for anything else!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

With children living at home it was best to have the MOST efficient, obvious, yet hideous, solution in order to have the kids remember to throw their trash away and to recycle cardboard, milk cartons, bottles, etc.

Which resulted in this:

100% accessible and visible at all times!

100% accessible and visible at all times!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Gray is for trash and blue is for recycling…smart, I know ;-)  We don’t compost, do you?  I think I feel guilty about that, but I’m not sure.

Anyway, with the kids gone and mostly, now, people are used to recycling – at least around here they are – we didn’t want the nasty-looking cans sitting out but also didn’t want the sleek chrome-which-doesn’t-match-our-décor bins.  Our décor is warm wood and rattan in a tropical motif.

We had an epiphany!  Which resulted in this:

Its a repurposed laundry bin!

It holds more than the previous open plastic bins and look:

It has 2 compartments - trash and recycling.

It has 2 compartments – trash and recycling.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

We drop plastic kitchen trash bags down inside – each compartment came with a liner so the white bags don’t show through.

Peek inside...

Peek inside…

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And my hubby attached S clips – 4 to a compartment and opened up at one end, so we can slide in the trash bag which stays in place perfectly.

See the S clip?  Maybe 'clip' isn't the right word, but you can get them at hardware stores...shaped like a figure 8.

See the S clip? Maybe ‘clip’ isn’t the right word, but you can get them at hardware stores…shaped like a figure 8.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Here’s another picture:

This is a better shot of the S thingy.

This is a better shot of the S thingy.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

We just push the metal prong through the plastic bag and the pull-tie of the bag helps keep it in place, although it doesn’t get much strain anyway since the fit is so perfect!

to THIS!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

After using it a couple times, I realized it needed a handle, so I took an unused curtain tie-back and slipped it between the weave of the lid and used a twisty-tie to hold it in place!

Who invented the trusty twisty-tie?

Who invented the trusty twisty-tie?

Although part of me thinks a leather strap would look cool.

Although part of me thinks a leather strap would look cool.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

from this...

from this…

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

...to this!  Pretty nice, eh?  No more unsightly bins.

…to this! Pretty nice, eh? No more unsightly bins.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Now, don’t pay any attention to the floor…we have boxes of eucalyptus flooring in the garage, which is what the rest of the house has (except the bedrooms) and which will be installed in the kitchen in a year or so when we remodel it.  Or maybe in two years… ;-)

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